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When she rubs your dick like ebeneezer when he thinks about his gold coins.
She used both hands last night and gave me the best greedy Jew I've ever had.
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A word used to describe the claw (maybe for money) that jews have.
used on the ali g show.
Borat: What would be the best way to defend yourself from the jew claw?
Martial art guy: Just knock it away
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In beer pong when you make the middle cup and your partner or you in another turn hit that empty cup spot and it bounces into another cup.
Are you kidding me dude you totally just jew bounced me that entire game.
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Kung-Jew is the ancient Hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. Since the recession, the art of Kung-Jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the Jewish community.
Con Edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate Herschel busted out his Kung-Jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. One day he has to teach me how he does that!
My landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though I vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when I told him that I had studied Kung-Jew.
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when you have mad money and you are acting crazy because of it
yo your jew drunk
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When a female is real stingy with the booty like a Jew is with money. Also know as a prude.
Man, Meghan is being a real booty jew these days. She hasn't let go of that booty for weeks.
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A wound that a normal person wouldn't acknowledge but a hebrew would complain about for days and possibly sue because of
Kyke: Owwww my arm is sore from the bug bite that i got two weeks ago.
Normal Man: Suck it up pussy, its just a jew wound
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