Lettuce sandwich

when your girl has a lot of hanging ham

yesterday i was eating out this girl i was basically eating a Lettuce sandwich

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Wet lettuce

A retard like a lettuce but this time there wet and more of a retard

Hey Amelia there a wet lettuce I’ve there oh wait it’s u

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lettuce

a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.

put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together

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dutch lettuce

When one shoves lettuce drenched in a concoction of dog shit and three types of hot sauce in anothers ass, while a man dressed as mario fucks ones drain pipe while blowing a midget dressed as an ompanlompa and smells like arm pitts while waluigi fucks your mouth.

hey dude i was fucking this kid last nite and he asked for a dutch lettuce

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damp lettuce

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

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Stupid Lettuce

To have a brain fart, do something utterly stupid. Almost considered a *blonde moment*, for those non-blondies.

(Really means Stupid Lauri)

Lost my mind again, along with my keys...i'm such a STUPID LETTUCE.

(Hand Gesture can be included for FULL effect.) I jest...

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Lettuce Olive & Peas

The "fruit & veges" way of saying "Let us all live in peace"!

I wish upper management would back off and "Lettuce Olive & Peas".