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When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them
Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!
Your mums on the menu
“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”
“Yeah he’s crying”
The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.
See also: dad spooner, granny grinder
We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.
I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.
The answer to everything in the whole wide world!
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.
Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting
1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.
Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*