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Your mums on the menu
“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”
“Yeah he’s crying”
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A grandmother that doesn't want to be called a grandmother because she doesn't act her age but in stead acts like her kids or someone in their 20's.
Sharlene, isn't a grandma but instead a g-mum.
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The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.
See also: dad spooner, granny grinder
We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.
I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.
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The answer to everything in the whole wide world!
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
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a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.
Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting
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Teacher: Jonny quite down
Jonny: mums gay
Teacher: “dies”
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1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.
Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*
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