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Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.
She's such a control freakish bitch .... such a Milton Mum
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When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them
Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!
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Your mums on the menu
“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”
“Yeah he’s crying”
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The answer to everything in the whole wide world!
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
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a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.
Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting
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Teacher: Jonny quite down
Jonny: mums gay
Teacher: “dies”
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1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.
Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*
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