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Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town
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the most diciplined team in all of hockey. often crizicized for using "the trap" defense, 2-1-2, which shuts down even the best offensive teams. most haters bitch that the devils are boring and are "ruining hockey." This is certainly not the case, as they have become on of the most explosive teams in the league. Haters also make fun of the fans, because the devils have attendance records way below average. they fail to realize that this is because two other franchises existed in the same region when the devils were formed in 1985. they won the stanley cup in 95, 00, and 03, with a bright future of diciplined hockey ahead.
we're gona play the trap, like the new jersey devils.
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The richest area in New Jersey. Richest county is Bergen (15 min from NYC). Has upper-middle class residents. It isnt unusual for a home to sell for millions of dollars. Richest town in Bergen county is Alpine.
Alabama Hick: I wish i had an iPod.
Northern New Jersey person: I already have 4. Besides my Dad CAN buy Apple if he wanted to.
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when u are having sex on a beach and the male pulls out of the female, dips his penis into the sand and proceeds to reinsert his penis into the female.
guy 1: How did ur midnight beach hook up do dude?
guy 2: Well i had too much to drink and tried the new jersey dip on her....
guy 1: well hopefully she wont tell her friends
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yeah we know it is one of the most bitchy towns in new jersey and EVERYONE around it hates it. Even some people that live in Chatham hate it. I would know because I live there. But seriously everyone who says we don't have good schools and our sports suck and we are lazyasses, have fun trying to explain why we were rated the number 9 town to live in out of 100, where none of the surrounding towns (that means you, Madison and summit) were in the top ten either. Don't hate and be jealous. Maybe once your schools get better than ours and we stop sending our rich ass kids to ivy league schools, you'll have something to say. And try beating us at sports once in a while. If not, then all those other people who are posting about chatham who don't even know what they're talking about, shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear about what you have to say. Oh and by the way, you might remember me saying that Chatham, although pretty highly esteemed in certain aspects, is still one of he bitchiest towns in nj. Yeah, well those disses didnt think of themselves you know. The worst thing you can do to yourself is try to show up a Chatham kid, because they will DESTROY YOU. we all have our own cliques, and our cliques all know how to kick some major ass, seeing the drama we go through practically every day. So go ahead and try to deny that we are one of the top towns, because we are publiced with a title for it. Maybe if you read a frickin book once in a while, you'd even know what that meant. But until then, just don't even try to make a comeback. You'll just embarrass yourselve miserably.
Chatham, New Jersey? Yeah ive heard of it. Its a bitch, right? Wait, no. That's not right. Its a SMART, KICKASS bitch who will destroy you if you even touch it. So don't even go there. Yeah. That's what I thought.
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jersey girls are some of the hottest girls in the country. most are of Irish and/or Itallian descent and are damn proud of it. Contrary to popular belief, they don't dress like 80's sluts, and for most people, if they ever saw a true jersey girl, they would faint in astonishment. Most jersey girls know how to, and do speak intelligently, and anyone that thinks differently has probably never even seen a jerset girl.
Dude, I went to the beach for the weekend and damn man, those New Jersey girls are so hot i almost lost control.
on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the shore are the damn Bennies from North and West Jersey who clutter our beaches,
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the best team in the world won 3 championships since 1995 STFU to the other 2 u can kiss my balls assfucks!@
what a new jersey devils he kicks soooo much asses
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