Nonce Island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

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arab nonce

JOSH ALBA

that josh alba is a right arab nonce with his infant girlfriend

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Fat Nonce

Fat Nonce is a term used to describe pedophiles who are fat. It is also used to slur people who are fat or just have a very pedohilic look.

Oh look over there ! It's JJ Olatunji the fat nonce!

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Turbo nonce

Mat Hudson

Mat Hudson is a proper turbo nonce

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Stinky nonce

A person who takes L's all day long

Aksel is such a stinky nonce

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happy new nonce

Happy New Nonce means Happy New Year in the Uk. New nonce is part of the UK tradition and people often make new nonce resolutions.

I wish you a happy new nonce!

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Happy New Nonce

We say Happy New Nonce here in the UK instead of Happy New year.

Wishing each and every one of you a Happy New Nonce