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When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.
Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.
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The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles.
Fred just pulled a Fluffy Penguin. Don't ask me why I watched.
The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
Penguin Pals is a category of interpersonal relationships between a Male and a Female. Higher in rank than a "Friend" but less intense than "Courting". Penguin Pals can often touch each other in intimate ways, but have set ground rules to prevent over agitation from behavior by either party.
Mike and Katy are taking things slow. They're the cutest Penguin Pals Ive ever seen!
A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo
"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
When you jizz load her so full she waddles like a penguin and drips your love custard all the way to the bathroom.
After bustin the nut mustard all up in Sheila last night bish was so full she had the penguin drip.
A man of African ethnicity of that has a below average sized penis
Man 1: did you hear about man 3s nudes getting leaked
Man 2: yeah he is an African penguin fr
Man 1: yeah hahaha
Man 3: he fuck you