Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

silly phil

The act of screwing someone in the belly-button.

An associated phrase is "inners are winners."

My girlfriend loves it when I silly phil her, especially while she's watching TV.

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Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

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Phil Baroni

A Phil Baroni is a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men, this is why it can also be called "Ther New York Bad Ass"

My friend said his mother got Phil Baroni'd last night but i told him that a Phil Baroni is only a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men

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Phil Putzer

A person overflowing with good looks, charm, and pure awesomeness

Ted Mosby "Wow Barney Stinson is such a Phil Putzer!"

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Phil Donahue

Mentally ill fruitcake.

Belongs in a straight-jacket.

He doesn't just lie,he screams his lies like Hitler.

I'm waiting for the paddywagon to roll up and take poor Phil to the funny farm and stick him in a rubber room.

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Phil P.

Sweetest, smartest, coolest, cutest, awesomest, bestest, nicest, hottest, GREATEST guy and bf ever! :-D

Phil is the best!

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