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When you pick up a call from a cell phone number whose digits are exactly the same as the first few digits of the decimal number π.
What are the chances that someone would pick up a pi call during their lifetime?
The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.
1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies
2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon
totally not jewish (not AEPi), a unrecognized fraternity at Oneonta normal school. A bunch of men (not jewish boys) met at the Legends Pub, and formed a totally cool not retarded frat who specializes in drinking beer, taking moles, eating female ass, shotgunning lokos, smoking pot, and definitely not being jewish (unless you are jewish, thats ok!)
alpha pi- i don't even speak spanish lol
Person 1: Hi. I am hungry. Whats for dinner?
Person 2: 3.14159.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Dinner
Person 1: Oh you mean pi(3.14159)?
Person 2: No. Just a meat pi
Inkie Pi Is A Remove First Letter And Last Letter Of Pinkie Pie
Granted to only you. It’s you. You’re the cuteiest of pies baby girl :)))
My girlfriend is the Cuteiest of Pies
When a car plate number displays the first few digits of the decimal number π—the question that pops up in a geeky onlooker’s mind is the amount the car owner paid for this private plate.
A geeky billionaire was spotted driving a Porsche with a pi plate on the streets of Paris.
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