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(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."
- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."
"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."
"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists
"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...
Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.
A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.
Teacher Fart: What is this Small Tommy?
Small Tommy: A Peeta Poot
When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.
“I had a ka-poot!”
“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”