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A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.
“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”
Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.
“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake
Two homosexuals playing Twister!
Twister on pride month was a great idea! Y'all are Gay Pretzel's
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.