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When Male is on the toilet and his female partner comes in and wants sex, the Male continues his business while female sits on his erect penis facing him and that is called multi-tasking.
Dude: "Hey girl, ya down for a double quarter pounder?"
Female: "Hell yeah, let me hop on"
Or
Female:" hey babe, whatcha doing?"
Dude: "Takeing a shit!"
Female: "Damn, that is hot, I'm gonna hop on that cock and take you to pound town!"
Dude: "This is tha shit!"
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When somebody finally realises that they are over 25, still hang around in the parks trying to get laid, still live with their parents, and need to do something more productive with their life.
Man i've wasted my life trying to lay young chicks, i could have been earning a living than earning the reputation of a sleazy pervert
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An Anorexic girl with a yeast infection.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder with Cheese
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a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college sophomores.
girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
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The QLC is when you realize that you have to be Responsible. It is when the job you accept is the beginning of a Career Path. It is when the guy/girl you date might be The One. It is when you realize you spend more time at Happy Hour than anywhere else because it is the only place people complain more than you. It is when you know every word to Avenue Q: I Wish I Could Go Back To College.
See kbtheqlc.blogspot.com for real life examples of a Quarter Life Crisis.
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the time when, halfway to the midlife crisis, you realize that you have spent the last 10 years drooling over playboy bunnies that you have no chance with, drinking enough beer to intoxicate an entire middle school, and fantasizing about a house and car that you could have bought if you wouldnt have spent $120,000 on a private university or two instead of becoming a plumber (seriously, master plumbers with five years experience make 46000 without a degree); also right about the time when college/high school girls start calling you "sir" and stop thinking you are anything but the creepy dude at the club
College grad: Boy, I would love to have a a Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint.
Owner of Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint: I can't even read.
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Liverpool's Gay Quarter is the hub of Liverpool's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender nightlife and is based around Stanley St, Cumberland St, Victoria St and Eberle St, in Liverpool City Centre. There are many gay bars/clubs in this area as well as the Armistead Centre; an LGBT community & resource centre.
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