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When a girl has a hot body but not a face to match
A brown bag (bb) is used to prevent you from looking at her while mashing
Look that girls got a hot body shame about the face definatly a bb situation
A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together
I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do
A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.
"You look pretty today"
"You were so good this time!"
"I had fun with you tonight"
"This is such a good picture of you!"
"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?
“Are you sure you can do that in your situation?
When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)
"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*