like smell on shit

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.

I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.

New Baby Smell

That wonderful smell that can only be found on newborn babies. Can be described as a milky smell, a baby powder smell, or the smell of unused diapers.
Never used in a negative way, and commonly used by groups of women surrounding a new mom.
The smell sticks with you after holding a new baby, and makes you want a baby of your own. (Which is why men don't use the term too often.)

Kara: Oh, she's so cute, can I hold her?
Jen: Sure.
Kara: *gush* Ohhh, she has that new baby smell.
Maria: It makes you just want to eat her up, right?
Kara: Ahh, I want a baby so I can smell like this all the time...
Henry: I'm just gonna get out of here..... *vanishes*
Maria: You boyfriend must not like kids, Kara.

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the bee knee smell

the bee knee stinky

bob: did you know the bee knee smell
jimmy: yes everyone knows that the bee knee smell

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Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

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smell you

A southern way, often this case, of saying, "man you stink!".

"Wooo, smell you..."
-one of the prisoners in The Green Mile

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New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

smell like milk

If someone says "you smell like milk," it means someone thinks you've "just been suckling from mother's tit", which is meant to imply that you're naïve, young, unqualified, or innocent.

"You smell like milk, make room for the big girls, sweetheart."

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