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A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.
1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
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when someone has their car window(s) down and the passenger(s) get chilly. It's time to roll up the window(s)
Yo man, it's 40 degrees out...Squeeze the breeze...I'm cold
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A lady friend (or male) whom is desired for sexual relations as a last resort, not necessarily through actual affection and attraction.
"I'm getting so sick of sleeping alone every night, I might have to get ahold of Connie Lingus, my potential squeeze."
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A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.
"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."
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Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate
Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard
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shwayze-corona and lime
baby, will you be my corona and lime?
and i will be your main squeeze
and if your brother dont like my style, we can take it to the street
we can take it to the street
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Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.
Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.
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