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when you shit your pants and your ass becomes sticky
Omg i shit my pants !
you have sticky cakes !
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A sticky noodle is a penis with lots of semen all over it. A sticky noodle is usually a penis with pubic hair.
Is that glue or semen? If it's semen, then that is one Sticky Noodle.
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When you use your thumbs to hold a girl’s eyes back to give them “Asian Eyes” and climax onto their face.
Damn dude, took this girl home form the bar and gave her a Sticky Panda.
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post coitus, the male ejaculates into the females hair, then (using the ejaculate as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.
Man, i totally gave that chick a sticky unicorn.
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Sticky Pckler; English; A Very, Very dirty noun.
A sexual act in which one covers thier penis in honey, maple syrup, and chocolate sace, then procedes to have rough unprotected anal sex with another. The Reieving person then sucks the finished product out with a really long bendy straw. Other devices may be used if bendy straw is not present.
Mark: "Dude! Megan let me give her a Sticky Pickler last night!!!"
Bob: "Weren't you kissing her today? You sick fucking bastard."
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Right before a man has sexual intercourse he shaves his pubes and keeps the clippings. He climaxes on his partners upper lip and sticks the clippings to his ejaculatory fluids producing a Mario style mustache.
I grew a huge bush to give my bitch a Sticky Mario.
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A Mr. Sticky is one who stands in the middle of a circle jerk willingly acting as the target to get splooged on. He doesn't necessarily have to be in the middle of a circle, can be simply the target of a wanking party.
Hey, who made Martin the official all-time Mr. Sticky? Someone else gets to be in the middle dammit.
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