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My old lady says. My mouth is sore, after dinner why don't you stuff my{ Pink Target
My old lady says , My mouth is sore, After dinner why don't you stuff it in my Pink Target
Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.
Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.
"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"
You say Spicy ˝target˝ when you see the main target of your spy mission. You replace ˝target˝ with the targets name (for exsample if the targets name is Sam you would say ˝Spicy Sam˝)
(Spicy ˝target˝ will be named Sam again)
spy1: Look Spicy Sam
spy2: Oh there he is
spy1: Yeah we should hide
Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target