two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

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two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

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two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

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two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

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two degrees

Short for two degrees of separation, referring to the maximum number of links one must follow on Urban Dictionary to get from any term to another that refers to sex, drug abuse, or a faddish teenage subculture.

Dude, I looked up "genocide" on Urban Dictionary, and I didn't even need my two degrees.

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thirty-two

when only one partner gets their anus licked in preparation for anal sex; performing only half of a sixty-four (sixty-four is like 69 but only the ass is eaten)

He is a strictly a power top so they never sixty-four, but he prepares his partners well by doing a thirty-two.

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two of a kind

1. the same or very similar.
2.Twins
3.people or things of the same type or that are similar in character, attitude, etc
4.Very similar individuals or things, as in Patrice and John are two of a kind-they're true hiking enthusiasts. This idiom uses kind in the sense of "a class with common characteristics," a usage dating from about a.d. 1000.

1.Jack and Tom are two of a kind. They're both ambitious. The companies are two of a kind. They both pay their employees badly.
2. Where books are concerned, Tyler and Chloë are two of a kind

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