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i sold your momma volcano insurance last night
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Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.
How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.
Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.
(v) to fall asleep or pass out after drinking in a seated or reclined position and then vomit
Yeah, Josh got wasted last night and totally volcanoed, but he's okay.
wasted turnt party foul