Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".
You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy
Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
pretty epic guy, good bot
one of the nicest people ever
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A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.
2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."