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When a girl drinks too much and gets horny and giggles nonstop while telling everyone how much she loves them
She’s a dirty Evelyn after a sip of wine
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Hennessy and white chicken chili soup vomit
Yo nigga! No way you just dirty souped my toilet!
The dirty buga is when you are asleep in front of the general store and several gipsies try to cum in your ear without waking you up.
I have seen the gipsies from the tent giving john a dirty buga las night after he fell asleep in front of the store waiting for it fo open
The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.
After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks
When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.
Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?
The act of excessive masturbation without any lubrication until your penis is very swollen the Night before a big date to give the illusion that you’re cock is thicker than it actually is.
“Hey man. Are you ready for your big date later today?” Oh yeah. I did the ol’ Dirty Davey last night. I can’t wait to see the look on her face.