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Where karens and old people would talk about the time before the so-called "Gen Z". Often used as a inplication that this generation isn't as great or racist as it used to be.
Old person: when i was your age, everyone was segregated. I would wish it was like that today, i want my luxury back.
Gen Z kid: What in the actual Fuc-
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a group of musicians that was originated in Goffstown, New Hampshire. a large variety of music is played, from many Different Artists. Such as, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Trvium, The Darkness, And Many more. band members names can not be included due to Urban Dictionary Rules. the Band does contain a Guitarist, Rhythm Guitarist, Bassist, Singer, And Drummer.
When All Else Fails is by far, the Greatest band i've head in a while.
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Idiomatic expression used to describe an event or scenario that is so unlikely that it will likely never occur.
Q: Dude, I'm tired of the beach. Wanna go and ride that fake, plastic wave that they setup at Wal-Mart?
A: Yeah!
Q: Right on! Let's roll!
A: Hold on, I'd rather do that when hell freezes over. You stupid nincompoop.
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A song by the arctic monkeys showing that all the pedofiles come out at night
“Cause they say it changes when the sun goes down, over the river going out of town.”
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a parody of the phrase "when in Rome, do as the Romans do", this phrase means ( used in a nice, non-belliugerent way):
"if you want to integrate into, and be a part of, polite society, behave, as a rule of thumb, like most other people of your age, gender and/or social status behave in your society in your zeitgeist"
a boy with almost no friends comes home from high school and starts conmplaining to his father:
boy: dad, why don't i have any friends my age?
father: pragmatically speaking, Brandon, I thing you are not applying correctly my famous cherry-phrase "when in Rome, speak Latin." IMHO it's doesn't take Albert einstein to figure out why you have no friends: you don't do, at least after school, what most other boys your age are doing. All you do after class is watch porn, argue with your mother and sisters as to whether or not to do your chemistry, and help Mr. and Mrs. Philips, our generous elderly neighbors, with their gardening.
boy: But that's what I have always done. Wait so you have contradicted yourself, because humans are creatureses of habit, psychologically and biologically speaking.
father (ignoring Brandon's interruption): However, most boys your age, after class, date their girlfriends, play football and maybe monkey hoops, play the saxophone or another musical instrument a la Lisa Simpson, maybe hang out with their friends and look for trouble a la Bart Simpson and Nelson Muntz, maybe even play marbles. Some young men your age even go to bars/clubs and get a refreshing drink after a hard day's work. Go and do some of the things I've mentioned and you'll make friends tic-tac-toe
boy: (imitating homer simpson): D' Oh. so no wonder then I feel and act like a white crow
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When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.
When DID I ASK
Annoying Person: When
Normal Annoyed Person:??? What
Annoying Person: DID I ASK
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1. A justification for behavior that is otherwise harmful, immoral, or in other ways bad for you.
2. The state of being where one is, in fact, strong for when the revolution comes.
1. Smoking makes me strong for when the revolution comes.
2. I am strong for when the revolution comes.
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