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road itch

noun; multiple scabs in genital area that makes one itch, while on the road.

"Wow Clayton, I think I have the road itch."

by xbrianx November 28, 2009


Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010


phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 22, 2024


itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 9, 2022


itch

when two individuals decide to fornicate and the act of fornication is or can be classified as musty

Chad: yo bro did you see the girl Kyle fucked last night

Brad: yeah they itch every night

Chad: I still can’t believe Kyle be itchin the hot cheeto girl, she crusty

by daddywadeh June 21, 2021


Itch

An itch. Plural, for a group of hookers.

When I arrived at the convention in Las Vegas, I was confronted by a massive itch of hookers.

by Fluffy Juice February 15, 2020


Itches

When something or someone is itchy

My forehead itches

by Itches June 15, 2018