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Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 11, 2011


a lemon ate it

a sentence mimicing the word "eliminated"
what juicers said in xQc's chat during squid craft twitch rivals

"177 A LEMON ATE IT OMEGALUL"

by therealmia March 5, 2023


Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.

Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox

by Bert B. Williams June 12, 2011


Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020


Lemon boy

A person that is very alone with little friends that don’t understand them that goes through things alone (sour) but if they ever found a person that close to them they make a soft spot that specific person or people they aren’t a sour anymore but can still be a lemon boy if they wanted too

A “lemon boy”: what am I to you

You: you are my lemon boy

by Sillyfoo:D March 21, 2021


Lemon Cunt

A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.

That receptionist is such a lemon cunt!

by RLYSMRT March 7, 2011


lemon warhead

The act of peeing into a girl's butt during anal sex

"I gave Tereasa a nasty lemon warhead on the last night of Greek Week"

by austinnnpurrymann April 9, 2014