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n. A metaphorical device in which a cockblocker uses to call another person on to accidentally or intentionally prevent a hook up.
(Tony is laying down the mac on a lady.)
Tony: So, I was descending Everest when I saw found an antique camera burried in the snow. It was pretty rad.
Tanya: Really? That's awesome. Was there film in it?
Tony: Yeah, I developed it the other...
(Jay interupts)
Jay: Dude, I'm so wasted! LOL
Jay: Yo, isn't that that one chick you boned last week?
Jay: *burp*
Tanya: *sigh*
(Tanya leaves abruptly)
Tony: Bro, why you gotta call me on the cb radio?
Jay: What?
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Quite possibly the shittiest band ever.
Guy 1 - Whats that strange noise? It sounds like someone is choking on a dick.
Guy 2 - Oh thats just my sister listening to the new danger radio cd. She likes to listen to it while she cuts.
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When you shove cold cuts up someone’s ass and then you yell at it really loud and hope for a response.
I’m hoping to listen to the ham radio at the delicatessen later downtown.
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One who has no loyalty to a radio station or group of stations; one who constantly changes the program while en route in a vehicle, including mid-song, to try to find something better, even when they are just seconds from getting out of the car; One who "owns" the radio when in a vehicle, regardless of how well you know them or who legally owns the ride.
I rode with Carla on the way over to your place...she is such a radio whore.
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When you hear a song you like on the radio or mp3 player, and you adjust the bass, fader, treble, fader and balance to het it just right, but as soon as you finish the song is over and the process repeats.
Joe: What the he'll man! Your pull in a radio fidget!
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when someone has their ipod headphones coming out of their shirt so that they can listen to their ipod in class and their teacher won't see
she's got radio boobs!
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