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A smaller bear that make their way into your home through your roof
My wife was scared because she thought she heard a roof bear
Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.
J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.
standing with an errected penis on the roof
i was a spaceship on da roof and it was super
The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases
Caffers got roof tiles the other day.
someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking