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An elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman's attractiveness. The scale is comprised of 3 numbers.
1. The female's hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.)
2. Either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable.
3. This number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. This number is the blood alcohol content required to bump the lady up to a 1 on number two.
(Female passes by....)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale."
"Dude, really? For me, she's a 5.2 over 1."
"Nah, I'd have to be pretty bombed to mess with that."
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I am Tim Seely the creator of the S Scale
The S Scale is a scale i personally use for rating females on what i call "the pie"
The pie has 3 "slices" the first is LOOK, because guys no matter what you still want a hot girlfriend and never say that its personality because you don't even care about their personally if they're really ugly, PERSONALITY is the second slice and this is second most important for obvious reasons. the third is SMELL which may seem farfetched but yes it makes sense it is really more of a what they look like they smell unless you can actually get a whiff…
Each of the three slices are something from a
1-10 scale like if a saw a really hot girl tried to talk to her and she acted like a bitch then i would put her at a 8, 3, 7 but those numbers can influence a total amount that isn't really a total of the three just the last part is the three and your gut feeling too.
5 - 0: Look away. Quickly. This person is probably 500+ pounds overweight, has OCD and other dysfunctions, and is against showers.
0 - 5: Don't talk to her
5 - 10: You can talk to her, but only for a few seconds, i.e. "can you move over a little, I need to sit here"
10 - 15: You can talk to her a little more, i.e. "hey pass me that pencil
15 - 20: You can be friends
20 - 25: You can be hugging friends
25 - 30: You can flirt with her, but not date her.
30+: You can date her
NOTE: bi-chicks that think your hot get 50 points automatically
"wow man that girl is a full pie, geez she looks like an 8,7,9 wow!!!"
or
"someone ate her pie, that fat bitch gets 2s across the board"
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A scale used to measure the size of a woman's breasts, going from one to ten. After a ten on the richter scale, the chest is known only as a BTS (bender of time and space).
Dag, that bitch was like a 9 on the richter scale.
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A scale invented by Bruce and Steve to rate the appearence of womans around the Illinois and Missouri area.
9- Nina...ultimate rating for girl
8- Rightness
7- Right
6- Alright
5- Hurt
4 Hurtness (See Definition)
3 Rancid
2 ManBeast, MoLoch (See mortal Kombat deadly alliance
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The scale of g's added after the word vog. The mroe g's added to "vog" the hotter the girl is!
"yo man look shes a good 25 on the g-scale. " "what who?!"
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a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.
Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"
Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"
Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"
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A ranking system for achievements that don't matter. A nadameter.
Joey moved up on the irrelevation scale by scoring a new personal best on Bingo Bash.