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This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.
As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper
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When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.
drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"
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Rachel is a dirty little slapper. She’ll sleep with anyone.
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The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).
Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?
From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"
A penis.
Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.
Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.
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Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.
Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."
When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face
When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper