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squid lips

Having lips that are slimmy and fishy looking out of perportion drooling

Listen here squid lips your breath smells like tuna.

by HEFE May 5, 2005

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squid hat

a condom, sheath, tally-whacker wrapper, something you should use.

girl: my vagina itches...
friend: did your boyfriend forget to use a squid hat?!?!??

by anonymooosen February 18, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squid Rampant

A heraldic device symbolising sexual potency, an erect penis.

After several bottles of Spanish wine, the professor found that a squid rampant was a brave thing to aspire to.

by George Vespe May 1, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 22, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 9, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"

"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman April 26, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squid game

A netflix series that takes place on South korea, where people who have huge debts are offered to play a "fun" game that is similar to those game shows, there is 9 games all from South korea, the winner recieves a huge amount of money, to repay their debt. However this turns sad when everyone discovers that they have taken the word "Eliminated" way too seriously.. there is also square, triangle and circle guards who are most likely people who have debts too, the rest is up to yourself to look, its actually good

Guy 1: Dude, i need to pay my debt, and they offer me to play games like a game show, best day of my live, green light red light is my favourite game ever!
*We are going to play a game green light*
Guy 1: Haha i lost, i guess i have to lea- *dies*

Guy 2: Yeah, good luck trying to win Squid game

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- September 30, 2021

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