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A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.
Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"
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One who thinks hes a good coach but sucks nuts... Plays senority no matter what the case.. Uses Phases that are older then the bible.
Coach cat: IM the HH Head HAUNCHO
Coach cat: Get on the line and run
Coach cat: this one time against pahoke.
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Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.
I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.
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A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.
One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I
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1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery
You should dance with that girl.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
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The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.
The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.