thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.

look at that, he has a thick forehead

Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.

"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"

Thick Mint

The act of preforming anal sex after dipping ones cock in Vicks Vapor Rub (or similar menthol based product).

Me: It's my girls birthday tonight, maybe I'll give her the old "thick mint"

Friend: Nice man! That one burns and cools at the same time.

Slim Thick

Slimmer girls but considered thick, with her big thighs and slim waist with a fat ass aka Rilee Pasion

Damn rilee Slim Thick I'll hit it all day ever day

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MJ-thick

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness

1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"

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Thick Cunt

An Alarm and CCTV pretend engineer that can’t wire a plug and also has the name of Ross

Ross is a thick cunt

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thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.

My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.

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