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bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47
A Pretty Bad Show About Some Bastards And Bitches Doing Weird Stuff, It Has Mostly An Ironic Fanbase
Birch Small Is From My Life Me! :)
A Canadian cartoon made in Adobe Flash about a teenage otaku named Birsch Small, who tries to fit in with her pears in high school. It's notable for using various manga iconography, like those weird x-shaped popping vein things, in facial expressions. It's also notable for at one point being lost media, until some dude ripped and uploaded all of the episodes from a DVD.
My little sister is really into this show called My Life Me, and finishing watching all the episodes.
The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...
GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life
A somber song by The Beatles about old friends who have come and gone.
There are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends that I can still recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I love them all
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more
In my life, I love you more
When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense