crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

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the wall

a fucking bad ass place in LG; where the whacks kick it. consists of four areas: girls, guys, couples, gay guys.

Marco and Cody hang out in the gay section.

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Face The Wall

You're about to be executed by firing squad. Most likely for being a political dissident or degenerate.

”What do you mean I can't change my son's gender?”

”No time to explain, Ma’am, please face the wall.”

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wall test

A test to determine if a girl is too fat. The wall test is preformed by a girl walking up against a wall, to see what part of her body touches the wall first (breasts or belly). If her breasts touch the wall first, she passes. If her belly touches the wall first, she fails and she needs to do some crunches.

Damn girl, looks like you just failed the wall test. Go do some crunches.
Hey baby, you passed the wall test. You can come chill with me.

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all-walls

1. to have a tight vagina
2. elastic membranes surrounding the birth canal that snap back after every romp
3. something awesome
4. a vagina that acts like a mouth, with a hoover effect around the shaft of the penis.

"Amanda is all-walls!"
"This song is all-walls----it's tight!!"
"Her all-walls is making me a minute man."

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Booger Wall

An diverse collection of dried mucus from the human nose assorted and affixed to an vertical wall.

Shontrice: What's all that stuff on your wall over there? Asbestos?

Chip: No, it's my booger wall. It contains my nasal materials from the last 16 months. Beautiful isn't it?

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The Walls of Jericho

The Walls of Jericho

Chris Jericho's own version of the Boston Crab.
One of his finishing moves along with the Lionsault Pin


It will make any opponent tap out.

Guy A:Did you see Jericho's awesome finisher last night?
Guy B: The Walls of Jericho kick ass.

The Walls of Jericho kicked ass tonight!

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