bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

Benches

Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.

I'm out mate so benches to this, will get back to you later

Bench

Bench. Bench. Bench. Bench. Bench. Ben.Ch

That bench is so cool, we can sit on it.

Benches

A replacement of Bitches that AndyBrawler says.

"Look at those two Benches."

Benches

A stupid question asked by Dawson Kennedy and answered by Will Jackson

I love benches

Bench

A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall

He is doing the bench again. He's such a bench body. Why can't everyone be a bench

Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".

"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."