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Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!
"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"
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If you meet a girl named girl, you've struck gold. They are one of the funniest people alive. Amazingly beautiful, and make everything they do cute in some way. A female Kyle may be a little insecure, but she really doesn't have reason to be. Either the bestest friend you will have in your entire damn life. Or an amazing lover, and girlfriend. Great at kissing, even better at hugs. A Kyle, is certainly someone you'd never want to replace.
Derick-dude, I asked out Kyle.
Bobby-She won't say yes man, she's wayyy too good for you.
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“Wait isn't Kevin heart and Kanye west the same person”-Kyle 2019
Yes he actually said that
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A complete dipshit. He is a fuckboy and breaks girls hearts with feeling no remorse. He thinks he is everything but all he is is a steaming pile of cow shit with no heart.
Fuck you Kyle you’re a piece of shit
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The best person you will ever meet, so sweet and so kind everything he does makes you smile, makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before, makes the best boyfriend and you fall in love with him immediately, very cute and is very funny
Girl 1- you have a boyfriend?
Girl 2- yes it’s Kyle he’s fucking amazing
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Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.
dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.
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Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!
Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!
Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.
*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*
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