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When a female suffering from malaria is bleeding out of her anal cavity and two male partners attempt to cure the disease with sessions of booty eating and anal penetration for hours on end.
Person1: Hey did you hear Julia has malaria?
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word
My hobby
“I like to be licking ketchup of the Homies nipples”
A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.
Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"
When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.
McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup
When two gays give it to eachother up the bum so long that they start bleeding, resulting in a bloody weiner between two buns.
Rick: Damn my ass is sore
Tod: Why, did you get a Hot dog with extra ketchup?
Rick: yeah
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When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
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