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The trade union

A friend group filled with toxic and narcissistic bitches hated by many who ruin other people's time and energy.

Shit, the trade union union's coming this, let's leave.

by Kukn_a69 January 26, 2022

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


take it out in trade

Accept sexual favors in exchange for something

This is most often used in regard to a favor: one party does something requiring time and/or effort for the other, and when asked how much it will be, says, "I'll take it out in trade". Or vice versa: having done something for another person, asking for compensation, and the other says, "You can take it out in trade."

"In trade" sounds like a form of prostitution (exchanging sex for something else), but it usually used humorously and in context of an existing relationship. The meaning is that the person is doing it as part of the relationship rather than expecting to be paid money or goods or whatever.

Girlfriend: Thanks for doing my taxes, honey. How much do I owe you.
Boyfriend (leering): Nothing. I'll take it out in trade.

He means that he expects some kissing and/or loving in return.

Girlfriend: How's that?
Boyfriend (looking at his hair in mirror): Wow! I look great!
GF: So what do I get in return?
BF: You can take it out in trade.

Meaning he'll be extra loving for a while and/or that she gets to choose the position/method next time they make love.

by s%mebody March 3, 2014

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

someone who is skilled at a great deal of tasks, usually in the same feild, but who lacks suffcient skill in any one specific area.

"He can play guitar, keys and drums, but he just isn't that great"

"Jack-of-all-trades master of none"

by lukio March 17, 2007

43πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Trade Pokemon Cards

When two virgins have sex and take each other's virginity.

Person 1: me and my boyfriend had sex last week!

Person 2: wow so you did trade pokemon cards?

Person 1: what?

by SunsunSunra October 19, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Trading Tricks for Cheeseburgers

Messing around. Not playing to your full potential

"We do not Trade Tricks for Cheeseburgers"
"We are trading tricks for cheeseburgers right now"

by Jon Fish January 25, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jim of all trades

Derived from the term β€˜Jack of all trades’ and shares the same meaning. It is a reference to Jim Penman, of Jim's Group, whose Australian mowing business (Jim’s Mowing) transformed into several other maintenance trades which each franchise is commonly branded with β€˜Jim's’ and then the trade.

At present Jim's Group is the second largest business in Australia and has expanded into Britain, it includes: Jim’s Mowing, Jim's Antennas, Jim's Bookkeeping, Jim's Building Maintenance, Jim's Computer Services, Jim's Dog Wash, Jim's Painting and Jim's Roofing.

Julie: Jack is great; he cut my grass, fixed my computer, fixed the roof, he even fixed my television reception while he was up there.

Holly: Really? What does he do for work?

Julie: Nothing amazing.

Holly: Hmm, he's a Jim of all trades.

by Ryryq November 30, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper November 14, 2007

16πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž