A Female with big tits and a VERY loud voice like a trumpet
Fuck sake Sharon, shut your big gob..... Trumpet Tits!
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To fart; release gas; flatulence.
Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?
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The sound made by trying to insert a flaccid penis into a farting asshole.
I tried sticking my limp dick in her ass, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.
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the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.
check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.
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A female equivalent of a rusty trombone
Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour
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When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.
I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!
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A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;
often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
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