trumpet tits

A Female with big tits and a VERY loud voice like a trumpet

Fuck sake Sharon, shut your big gob..... Trumpet Tits!

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bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

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Sad Trumpet

The sound made by trying to insert a flaccid penis into a farting asshole.

I tried sticking my limp dick in her ass, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.

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trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

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Rusty trumpet

A female equivalent of a rusty trombone

Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour

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Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

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Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

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