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Sarcastic. Told when someone interrupts the discussion with irrelevant things.
Alice: We should put on a deadline for this project.
Brad: Deadlines don't work on me though.
Alice: Then we're never gonna finish this then!
Brad: I'll help, it's just the deadline is just gonna make things worse.
Jessica: BTW, I bumped into my nephew yesterday, it was really cute.
Brad: ???
Alice: ... thank you for your tweet.
Twitter addicts who can't get enough of Tila Tequila's tweets...want some? follow her (@officialTila)
"#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets) is more addicting than crack itself"
Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.
Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick
Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:
1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.
2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.
3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.
4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.
I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.
After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.
Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."
A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.
That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!