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2. For the series, also see shit
Stupid 12-year-old: I love Twilight
God: *smite*
A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.
I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.
(Note: This is a definition of the book, not the time)
It’s too boring to explain, so...presenting TWILIGHT IN (mostly) EMOJIS!
Bella is 1 and Edward is 2.
BOOK 1: 1😮2😐1😍2😠2: “Bye. I’m ditching school.” 1😭2:”actually nope I love u too much”1😄2:oh btw I’m 🧛 ♂️. And I ✨1:😍😍😍
BOOK 2: “Bye I’m going to South America!” 1(is literally mentally weak and cannot withstand the pain of being away from him)😭*jumps off a cliff* (I know, like wtf?)2😭”Aah I made u die!” *idiot werewolf accidentally makes the vampire think Bella’s dead* “oh no I’ll go to Italy and make the Italian vampires kill me! (Again, WTF?) *insert chase scene here* “Oh ur alive nvm” 1😚2😙
BOOK 3: 1 “yikes I’m 18. Kill me so I don’t get to old”! 2❌ *repeat throughout entire book*
BOOK 4: 2: “Fine I’ll make u a 🧛 ♀️ But only if u 👰 me first 1: “NOOO I WANNA DIE!” 2: 👎 only if u do it my way. 1✅ *she freaks out at wedding. They go to honeymoon. Insert R rated scenes* 1 yikes im 🤰2 we must go 🏡 1 👍 2 uh oh ur probably gonna die. *insert really bad plot twist that we were all expecting. He bites her, she lives,, yadda yadda* 1 🤱
THE END (THANKFULLY)
Needless to say, I didn’t enjoy reading Twilight.
A mental condition, usually found in teenage girls, which causes them to have strange and erratic behavior for the sake of twilight.
John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.
an insult to authors everywhere. despite its lack of literary devices, figurative language, descriptive elements, and any talent, it is purely addicting due to the fact that it creates false hope worldwide for lonely, single teenage girls because it tells a tale of an irresistable vampire falling for an unnatractive human.
it is often compared to the harry potter book series, which is quite cruel because twilight obviously has no chance of winning and will never even come close to being as good as harry potter.
j.k. rowling, author of harry potter, has become a success due to skill and ingenius writing.
stephenie meyer was lucky, and obviously had some strings pulled when she managed to get it published.
AND THE TWILIGHT MOVIE OPENING IN NOVEMBER CAUSED WARNER BROTHERS TO PUSH BACK THE RELEASE DATE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE ALL THE WAY TO JULY AND THATS JUST NOT FREAKING FAIR!!!!!!
in twilight, if edward cullen= cedric diggory, and cedric diggory< peter pettigrew, and peter pettigrew< voldemort, and harry potter> voldemort, then edward cullen< harry potter.
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