u/Holofan4life

A man who died for his beliefs. A true martyr and a symbol of what once was, and what could be.

Poor u/Holofan4life, he disn’t Deserve his fate.

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U-No-Poo

The infamous invention of the ingenius Weasley twins, from the popular fantasy series Harry Potter. As its name implies, U-No-Poo causes the unfortunate victim to have certain...difficulties with his or her metabolism. I am sure that a more explicit explanation is not necessary for the time being.

"Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about U-NO-POO -- the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"

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Power U

She has the power of the universe in her vagina. The ability to create life.

She's got the good power u.

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fuk u

A sarcastic way to say "fuck you". Mostly used on chat services such as IRC and other sites that have chats. It's not meant to be taken seriously, so keep this in mind.

Person 1: Wow this is so stupid
Person 2: fuk u
Person 1: no u

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Joe U

The creator of the doink chat and water gang you can find him @hondadeal4vets on any social media platform. He’s an old bastard that loves big booty bitches top water and saving the whales and let’s not forget backwoods

“Three big booty bitches saw me in three park and said joe u we love you and I said hey i love you back and they gave me top in the fucking park”

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U-ie

A u-turn when driving, pronounced "U E"

Ah we missed it, bust a u-ie!

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u was at the club

A fire track by The Boyboy West Coast, one of the best rappers of all time, also known as Bottoms Up.

Everyone:
The Boyboy West Coast: you was at the club 💃🍻 bottoms🍑up☝️when I first met you👀 couldn't🙅🚫get enough❤️ had to get you straight👉to my bedroom🛏️ drank still in my cup🍺 crib🏠is large so you can bring your friends👯too girl👩full of makeup💄 she’s so bad😍it don’t ? me shawty👩just like me loves❤️drugs💊hates🚫bein sober in my psychi had my heart❤️and I didn’t even know her🤷 guess you wouldn’t believe see you in those jeans👖I wanna pull you closer eyes👀looking chinese👲 she didn’t smoke🚬but now she’s a stoner💨 everything you need👜👠 🚫No, no, no mediocre🚫 young, wild and free no cuffs so no you can’t control her🙅 body covered in ink I can beat it up🥊🍑, we can just go slower🐌 you can come wit me give you everything and it’ll never be over🙅 girl just let me know we can go and fuck🤑up some commas💸 boyboy west coast🖕 Imagine this coming☝️from the bottom👇

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