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Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
Holy shit I'm going to the beach for two weeks straight! Wow! A real vacation!
A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.
I was fully aroused by my German vacation.
After a week in Amsterdam, i'm headin' back to work smells like a vacation.
When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head
Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!
When you’re having a minor procedure done in the hospital that requires small to moderate amounts of anesthesia that leaves you in a relaxed and twilight like state, usually lasting between 4-12 hours
Nurse: Don’t be nervous we will give you some thing to ease the anxiety throughout the procedure...
Patient: Alrighty then
Nurse: Time for your sedation vacation!
another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.
I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!