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Vaginal Viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the vaginal tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. It can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. Some emanating juice may taste good. Other not so good. Feel free to try it out.
Guy 1: "Dude, this chicks vaginal viscosity was like a McDonalds milkshake."
Guy 2: "Really? Wow the last girl I had was as runny as a babies nose in winter"
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1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.
"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."
"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""
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a person (male or female) who works in a mine excavating buried vaginas.
"i'd like to apply for a job as a vagina miner, i have experience, i worked as a uranium miner in North Korea"
"hired!!"
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Vaginal Ecstacy - The feeling which can be achieved by a female in the vagina, which overcomes all other feelings of pleasure.
Origin: Knowerofallthings
When Johnny placed his rock hard penis in my vagina, it was vaginal ecstacy!
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A cascade of moisture emanating from the vulva during the peak of coitus or moments of personal stimuli. Most commonly found between the ages of thirteen to seventeen and again from the ages of thirty six to fourty two, especially amongst those of Asian decent.
"Laying with Jason in the barn loft where she once played as a child Kelly drifted into memories of her youth. Suddenly her body writhed and bucked under the power of Jason's authoritave hand producing a vaginal waterfall which poured through the rafters saturating the mares and stalion which brought her to womanhood as a child."
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When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.
“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”
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when a female is truthful about how many guys have been in her vertical smile
My cousin met a female at the club who said she could count the number of guy's she had been with on one hand but her vaginal integrity was compromised when he found out one hand meant using it numerous times
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