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Someone you want to date but feel to weird asking to date so you ask them to be your valentine but as a friend.
When you don’t have the balls to ask them to date so you say “wanna be my Friend Valentine or valentine but as a friend”
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A man who loves dick. He loves it so much and loves to give head on bridges for 5 dollars. He loves to get gang-banged by black men and suck anywhere when it invloves money.
It's fruity Valentine, quick get me my 5 dollars.
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A happy day to celebrate love.
"Happy Valentines Day"
"I love you"
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A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
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Is when Valentin aka tino does a girl dirty
Ex: tino did a dirty Valentin to this one chick
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A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.
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