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A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
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"I lay a stripe down your back..." etc etc
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To whip someones ass, using only words.
Variant of Verbal Bitch Slap
Quote, Gang Starr - U Know My Steez
"Now I'm sick
fed up with the bullshit
got the lyrical full clip giving you a verbal ass whip"
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Kid: How are you?
You: GOOD
Kid: WOW! You just gave me the VERBAL SMACKDOWN
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1) any word or phrase yelled by a ninja to startle or distract a victim
2) the act of performing such an act on a victim
The stealthy ninja creeps around the corner, and... is unexpectedly spotted by a roaming nobleman. The ninja acts quickly, yelling "EGGROLL!!!" at the top of his lungs. The nobleman is startled just long enough for the ninja to close the gap between them and snap the nobleman's neck.
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When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.
"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."
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A conversation that was meant to be 5 minutes long but lasted an hour or more. I this conversation there is maximum eye contact, the feeling of butterflies in your stomach, and possibly a tingling sensation in your genitalia.
Person 1: Yo, I just had a verbal hook-up with Brittany.
Person 2: No way man she doesn't give anyone the time of day.
Person 1: She gave me more than just the time of day ;)
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