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The act of pissing on a person's grave.
"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"
"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"
Methylated spirits drained through Albany bread, to make it clear and look like real vodka.
I went to builders warehouse to buy some Blackhorse craft vodka!
When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.
I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.
When you come to a party ready to drink. You squat and a bottle of vodka slides out your asshole and kerplunks on the ground. Everyone cheers and puts out their shot glass for a drink.
Becky Brittle Bumpkin was the life of the party with her vodka dropper.
Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better
I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!
A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.