wait i'm gonna test

this word is for a new urbandictionary user :)
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" wait i'm gonna test if my word be shown in the page ;)"

Wait, thats not my pocket

Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!"

Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"

call waiting face off

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.

I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.

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go to the beach and wait for the tsunami

go to hell, typically used with Asian suppliers, who not work properly

- when will you able to ship the samples?
- not worry, sir, next week, no problem, but we finally had problem because of Diwali festival, you know
- oh, you bastard, go to the beach and wait for the tsunami!

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call waiting face-off

When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.

Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.

Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?

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waiting for the bus relationship

A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.

Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.

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Plow My Waiting Honeypot

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Jill: "She asked me to talk dirty to her and I had no idea what to say. I failed"
Jill's favorite neighbor: "Did you try "Plow my waiting honeypot(; "?"

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