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A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.
"Pink silk panties size XX large, no reserve" -- Sounds like ebay wanker bait!
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A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.
"You briefcase wanker!"
"Stop being a briefcase."
"What are you doing Ben, you brief."
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The phrase is a play off "pervert" and "to wank." Literally, means someone who masturbates with perverted qualities. It is often used in a playful sense to label someone who is not shy about hiding his sexual appetite.
Can also be used negatively to label someone as a chronic masturbater or someone with immoral sexual desires; however, it is more often used in a playful sense.
Look at that old dude flirting with all of those young girls, what a pervy wanker.
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Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past. This word came from a channel 4 program the inbetweeners.
"I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car"
"Bus wanker"
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Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
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A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.
Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
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Book wankers.
A Book Wanker refers to a minority of people who read books. Book wanker, is a term to be shouted at the book wanker or wankers to emphasise the point that they are in fact wankers. Book wankers can generally be found at the library, in the park, while travelling or any other quiet area. They are wankers and care about their education and reading books for enjoyment.
1)whats the new kid like?
hes just reads books all day!
hes such a Book Wanker!
2) what are you doing today?
going to the library
what so you can hang around with Book Wankers!
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