Wear your heart on your feed

To openly express your emotional state via frequent updates on your Facebook/Twitter/Social Media feed.

Sally: Are you feeling ok? Do you need to talk?
Jane: I have been kind of down. How could you tell?
Sally: Facebook... You wear your heart on your feed.

Chris: Did you get a new girlfriend?
James: Yeah, but I haven't told anyone yet, how'd you find out?
Chris: Your wall is covered is bouncy, happy, romantic cliches... You wear your heart on your feed.

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Wearing your heart on your Facebook

A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-

Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.

Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."

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I'd wear a hat on a day like that

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

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Wear You Like A Necklace

Stemming from the song “So It Goes…” by Taylor Swift. It refers to the link of having your partner choke you during sex thus their hands being the necklace.

“I want to wear you like a necklace,”
“You want me to choke you?”
“Omg yes”

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Yo' mama wears army boots

poor women used to rob corpses on the battle field and trade sexual favors for items of clothing back around WWI . The taunt goes back to those days. The taunt alluded to poverty and a lack of moral fortitude on the part of the family.

Poor Nigga 1: yo cheap ass jew bag, kick a nigga a dolla fo a blunt wrap homie, it mad brick up in dis piece..

Wealthy Nigga: Bitch ass hoe, "yo' mama wears army boots".. Get a motha fukkin job, bi otch.... Start pimpin like a real nigga'!!

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The best time to wear a striped sweater

All the time

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater

Somebody who wears sunglasses inside

Somebody who is really fucking cool and super attractive

That's somebody who wears sunglasses inside he must be really cool