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the blue weenie

when a waiter at a restaurant feels the people in his section are ass holes the waiter dips his penis in to the guests water until his penis starts to turn blue from the cold the the waiter serves the water to the guest and watches them take the first sip

i gave that fucker the blue weenie

by red dick that hurts June 30, 2009


teenie weenie

What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.

by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011


fish weenis

The penis of a fish

Serena "Hey did you hear about our brother Adam?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"

by A fish protector February 28, 2011


teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019


Euro-weenie

Typically a resident of continental Western Europe. Characteristics are smugness, arrogance, and cowardice. Given to excessive envy and whining about the U.S.A. while forgetting their own sordid history. See ingratitude and hypocrisy

Bwaaahahahaha! Look at asshat nancy-boy Euro-weenies! What a bunch of fags!

by DT December 21, 2004


scenie weenie

Dem little kidz wit' tha hair all black and emo and shit, girlie pantz on them legs and shit, you know

yo check out that lame ass scenie weenie, kid look like a straight fag, AH HAAA!!

by Jermir Livingston October 26, 2007


weenie whacker

a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.

Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.

by Da ChampSJA April 01, 2007