what are you doing step bro?!?

Here goes.

Today im going to be acting out my favorite movie scene.

*turns around*
what are you doing step bro?!?

(starts the porno)

girl: What are you doing step bro?!?!
step bro: really?

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Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.

You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking

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WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!

A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.

At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"

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what are you doing step sis

When your step sis gets stuck in the laundry

*sweet home alabama playing*

Step-Bro: What are you doing step sis

*starts putting his shling slong ding dong into her ass, she looks up*

Stetp-Sis: *Screams*

*stepsis stands up and turns around*

Step-bro: Damn your ding dong shiling shlong*

When step sis gets stuck AGAIN, "what are you doing step sis"

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yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

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What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

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What did you eat today?

An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.

It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?

It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.

In the summer of 2004:

Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o

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